Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I need moral support for this bender
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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