But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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