wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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