what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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