with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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