Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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