Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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