My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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