just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
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Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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