So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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