escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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