like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
jump out the window naked night went bad
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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