I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
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Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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