Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Just high enough for therapy.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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