Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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