At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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