Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
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my poor anus
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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