To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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