Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
