Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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