i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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