Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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