I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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