ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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