four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I am one with the molecules
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