People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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