doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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