What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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