Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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