White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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