tell your sister to shave her snatch
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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