Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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