the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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