if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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