I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Damn victory sex feels great
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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