I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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