she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Pooping to opera.
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