Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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