After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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