Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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