just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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