Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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