I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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