Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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