high people should be assigned attendants
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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