I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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