Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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