is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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