what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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