All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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