3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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