Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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