idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
