I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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