He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
